Cheryl Cole's Christmas Surprise: "Ghetto Baby" (Video Premiere)

She's making a list, she's calling your name twice... 'Tis the eve of Christmas! And so, what better way to celebrate the merriest of holidays than to watch Cheryl Cole--sorry, Chezza Claus--smoldering and gyrating for fashion photographer Rankin's Hunger TV? And not to just any song: Her own…


Cheryl Cole Gets Smothered in Puppies, Cute Overload Ensues

WARNING: CUTE OVERLOAD. "I'm sorry, what?" you might have been wondering to yourself as you read that post title. "Cheryl Cole and puppies in a single video? Surely that just can't be. That's too cute. That's way too cute. That's an irresponsible amount of cute." Well, clearly Chezza's out to…


Cheryl: A Million Lights (Album Review)

How do you think Cheryl feels when you call her name? Well, for one thing: She'd like you to get it right. To the bemusement of most media outlets (and the annoyance of OCD iTunes organizers everywhere), the Girls Aloud songstress has undergone a slight image revamp: A Million Lights is by Cheryl.…


That One Time Kylie Minogue, Cheryl Cole and Grace Jones Met The Queen At The Same Time

And now, a video that more or less captures the very essence of my being. Yesterday, dozens of performers took to the stage at Buckingham Palace for the Queen's Diamond Jubilee concert, where the royal family and the British people came together to celebrate the 60th Anniversary of the Queen of…


Cheryl Performs "Call My Name" On The Voice UK and Snatches Every Swan's Wig

I'm back! Apologies for the lack of updates--I was busy briefly having a life on vacation in LA, but fear not! That's all over and done with, so we're back in business. Apparently the pop world does go on when I'm not around, so I've got to cover some ground... First up: Cheryl's debut TV…


The Thing About Cheryl's "Call My Name" Video Is That It's Perfect

CALL ALL YOUR FRIENDS, CO-WORKERS AND LOVED ONES AND TELL THEM YOU'RE DEAD BECAUSE YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE AFTER WATCHING THIS. Here's the thing: If you took Beyonce's "Crazy In Love," Kylie's "Red Blooded Woman," the Pussycat Dolls' "Don't Cha" and threw them all into a neon-colored bucket of…


Cheryl Releases New "Call My Name" Video Teaser, Already Life-Changing

STOP YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. There's a big pop video out today, but this is the only thing on my mind now.


Cheryl Cole: "Call My Name" (Single Review)

Time to cut your hair, paint your toes and cry those happy tears once again, ladies and ladyboys: Miss Cheryl is back! Following two massive lead solo singles--2009's "Fight For This Love" and 2010's "Promise This" (both of which peaked at #1)--the gorgeous Girls Aloud chanteuse and former X…


Cheryl Is Back, Announces New Album 'A Million Lights' Out June 18

LITERALLY STOP YOUR LIFE BECAUSE NOTHING YOU'RE DOING IN THIS MOMENT COULD POSSIBLY BE MORE IMPORTANT. Cheryl (Cole) is officially back. According to a press release that went out just seconds ago, the Girls Aloud glamazon officially returns with the radio premiere of "Call My Name" this Friday.…


Cheryl Cole Shoots "Call My Name" Video in L.A. with Anthony Mandler

While you were sitting at home reorganizing your Girls Aloud singles collection in reverse chronological order to help pass the time between now and their impending reunion, Queen Cheryl Cole spent the past weekend in L.A. shooting the video for her upcoming dance floor (soon to be) anthem, "Call…


Cheryl Cole to Return with Calvis Harris-Produced Smash for Third Album

Queen Cheryl "Chezza" Cole, she of The Almighty Aloud and X Factor GIFs aplenty, recently put the finishing touches on her third studio album, which is due out later in 2012. Now, the pop beans have been spilled by Sunday Mirror columnist Dean Piper, who confirmed earlier today that "We Found…


Nicole Scherzinger Was Booted From X Factor, Here Are 5 Better Candidates for A New Judge

SHOCKING NEWS. In what will surely rock the world of exactly one housewife in Minnesota and literally nobody else, Nicole Scherzinger was unexpectedly ousted from her position as judge on US X Factor this evening. From E! Online: "She wants to focus on her music career," a source said. "She's…