Legendtina In Critical Condition Following Ruthless Shade Attack By Prince Charles

LEGENDTINA NEWS NETWORK (London, England) — GRAMMY Award-winning chanteuse, LGBT activist and modern society’s more talented and attractive answer to Jesus Christ, Legendtina Maria Nina Desnudate Goduilera, is currently being held under close watch in the Bionic Care Wing of Legendtina's Lair…


Legendtina To Perform For True Lovers of Jazz At Jazz Fest 2014

LEGENDTINA NEWS NETWORK (New Orleans, LA) - "Do What U Want" saving grace, La Tempestad theme song belter and newly VEVO-certified "Your Body" icon Legendtina Maria Nina Desnudate Goduilera will be heading down to Louisiana this Spring to headline at the 2014 New Orleans Jazz Fest. Often cited as…


Legendtina and Lady Gaga Poised for Global Takeover in 2014 With "Do What U Want" Release At Midnight

LEGENDTINA NEWS NETWORK (Las Vegas, NV) — Two weeks after the iconic, peace-bringing Voice finale performance that President Obama has described as "more important for the vitality of our nation than free national healthcare," Legendtina Maria Nina Desnudate Goduilera and fan Lady Aphrodite…


Legendtina and Lady Gaga Conquer 'The Voice,' The Haters And The Entire World

LEGENDTINA NEWS NETWORK (Los Angeles, CA) — In what is now being referred to by The Vatican as "complete and utter fucking slayage," Legendtina Maria Nina Desnudate Goduilera and Lady Aphrodite Seashell Bikini "Stefani" Gaga joined forces during The Voice finale tonight to deliver a stunning joint…


Legendtina & Lady Gaga On 'The Voice': The Completely True Behind-The-Scenes Story

A pair of red lips comes floating into view inside a mirror. A vanity rests in the middle of a field. "Bionic, take it supersonic," the lips whisper. The sound of a cheering crowd roars in the distance. Bobbleheads flutter gently in the breeze. Nicki Minaj floats by on a pink bubble. "Woohoo!" she…


Legendtina Performs 'Hunger Games' Anthem "We Remain" on 'The Voice,' Reigns Supreme

LEGENDTINA NEWS NETWORK (New York, NY) — GRAMMY Award-winning La Tempestad theme song crooner, true lover of music and devoted mother Legendtina Maria Nina Desnudate Goduilera has just performed her iconic Hunger Games: Catching Fire soundtrack anthem, "We Remain," for the first time on live…


Legendtina Gifts A Great Big World With Billboard Hot 100 Top 10 Hit, Remains Queen of Features

LEGENDTINA NEWS NETWORK (New York, NY) — Recording artist, mother and selfless humanitarian Legendtina Maria Nina Desnudate Goduilera has just notched her second Top 10 Billboard Hot 100 hit of 2013, in what is now being referred to by Congress staffers as "a banner year" for the GRAMMY-award…


Legendtina Breaks Out Studded Diaper Once Again For Jackson Family Medley on 'The Voice'

LEGENDTINA NEWS NETWORK (Los Angeles, CA) — As a true lover of fashion and glamour, Legendtina Maria Nina Desnudate Goduilera has always been at the forefront of cutting-edge style and provocative couture. Last May, the "Glam" GRAMMY Award-winning songstress made bobbleheads turn and lessers bow…


Legendtina's 'Lotus', One Year Later: A Celebration of The Album Of Our Generation

RISE UP, LOTUS, RISE. Today, November 13, is the one year anniver-SAY!-ry of the release of Legendtina's Lotus. Lotus isn't so much an album as it is a way of life: Where were you when you bought Lotus on iTunes one year ago? What kind of #LotusPromo have you done over the past year to support the…


Legendtina Slays Something With "Say Something," Reigns Supreme At #1 on iTunes

"Congratulations on all of your success, Legendtina. I have always looked up to you as an inspiration. After all, I'll never be as royal as you," she reads aloud to an eager audience seated at the foot of her red swivel chair throne. "Sincerely, Lorde." The Mi Reflejo icon looks up and smiles…


Legendtina Blesses A Great Big World With Her Iconic Vocals On "SAY! Something"

LEGENDTINA NEWS NETWORK (Los Angeles, CA) — Legendtina Maria Desnudate Goduilera has announced a musical partnership with longtime fans, A Great Big World. The upcoming collaboration, "SAY! Something" will be released on November 4 on iTunes. According to the Bionic beauty, the Legend first heard…


Legendtina Bursts Into Song During 'Voice' Rehearsal, Renders Every Contestant Irrelevant in 15 Seconds

LEGENDTINA NEWS NETWORK (Los Angeles, CA) — Bow down, get on your knees: GRAMMY Award-winning chanteuse, humanitarian and true lover of music Legendtina Goduilera, has sung a song. It happened this week during the battle rounds of The Voice, as the "Hoy Tengo Ganas De Ti" beauty was busily…