The Pussycat Dolls Are Back

If you or a loved one are experiencing frequent, inexplicable urges to loosen up your buttons, or if you suddenly find your legs lifting upward at random intervals, or if you feel an overwhelming assurance that you are hotter, freakier, rawer and more fun than the girlfriends of those around you,…


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Nicole Scherzinger's "Pretty," the Pretty Messed Up Break-Up Anthem for Pretty People, Finally Sees Pretty Light of Day

There are universally cherished songs that strengthen and define us as a community: John Lennon's "Imagine." Madonna's "Like A Prayer." The Paradiso Girls' "Patron Tequila." And, of course, Nicole Scherzinger's "Pretty." The "Pretty" saga, for all the Pussycat Boys and Girls out there not already…


Nicole Scherzinger's "Run" Video Will Go Something Like This (Update: It's Here)

Nicole Scherzinger has an album out in the UK. It's called Big Fat Lie, and really, it's not half bad! (It's only about one-fourth bad.) She also has a new single coming out. It's called "Run," and it's one of the good ones! Big ballad. Emotional. Su-u-uper emotional. Like, you definitely have to…


Nicole Scherzinger Is Releasing "Run" In America (And Also It's Out Right Now)

Hold on tight to your puakenikenis, because The Scherzymobile just swerved yet again. Following the announcement of her (terribly titled) new album Big Fat Lie, Pussycat Doll-turned-solo chanteuse Nicole Scherzinger has announced that she's returning to America – like a boomerang, if you will.…


Nicole Scherzinger Is Putting Out An Album Called 'Big Fat Lie': How Did This Happen?

Scherzy Baby's crash-landing into Nightmare City by way of WTF Airlines continues. After releasing her summer smash "Your Love," followed by the unbelievably mediocre second serving "On The Rocks" (which is, inexplicably, the complete opposite of the stunning power ballad she dropped out of…


"Run": If An Amazing Nicole Scherzinger Ballad Drops Out Of Nowhere, Does It Still Make A Noise?

We need to talk about the Scherzy Schituation. "Club Banger Nation" siren Nicole Scherzinger was on a roll this summer following the release of her do-doo-doo-da-doozy of a summer jam "Your Love," which happily twirled its way into the Top 10 in the UK in July. Success! And then, a massive…


Nicole Scherzinger's "On The Rocks": How Did This Happen?

Following the Top 10 UK success of her wonderfully breezy summer single "Your Love," there was nothing left for former Pussycat Doll and current Her Name Is Nicole songstress (now available for pre-order!) Nicole Scherzinger to doo-doo-doo-da-doo than supply us with a follow-up single. It's called…


Nicole Scherzinger Milked A Goat Named Betty In The Name Of #YourLovePromo On 'Capital Breakfast'

She'll milk Whatever U Like. Nicole Scherzinger may not know how to hold her breath, but she sure knows her way 'round a teat. The iconic Killer Love chanteuse, X Factor judge and former Pussycat Dolls frontwoman (and guest star of my choice for all things #fitness, Robin Antin's Pussycat Dolls…


Belanger Gives Nicole Scherzinger's "Your Love" A Kick In The Bass

After sending us to church with his "...Baby One More Time"/"Confess" Godney mash-up and hitting the clurb with our faves, including Tinashe's "2 On," Demi Lovato's "Neon Lights" and Zendaya's "Replay", my boy Belanger is back for more — and this time, he's loosening up his buttons. Killer Lover…


Nicole Scherzinger's "Your Love" Video, Dedicated To True Lovers Of Beaches

"So we're thinking for this one, you're going to be walking along the beach." "Oh, the beach! Sort of like 'Baby Love'?" "Yeah." "Cool! Then what happens?" "What do you mean?" "Like, is that the whole video?" "Well, no. We're getting some trees to glow in the dark." "Oh, okay. But no dancing or…


Nicole Scherzinger, "Your Love": The Good, The Bad And The Roo-Doo-Doo-Da-Doo

Many moons ago, there was a girl group by the name of The Pussycat Dolls. The ladies reigned across the land, loosening up our buttons, making all our girlfriends jealous, and lifting their legs so very high above their heads — and of course, opening for Godney's holy Circus Tour. But then, one…


Godney, Moses and Pharaoh Scherzy Baby: The Story of Passover (Sort Of)

Many years ago, a pop-loving man named Joseph moved with his family to a land far, far away called Club Banger Nation, ruled by a mighty king named Scherzy Baby. As the years went on, the pop lovers grew more numerous, fruitfully multiplying and stanning for flops, lessors and legends alike: The…